★ NO PETS ALLOWED ★
We love these little (and not so little) furry bundles of joy. Unfortunately our house is not suitable to accommodate them.

★ SMOKING IS PROHIBITED INDOORS ★
Please do not smoke in the house! Smoke evidence will be subject to a fee for odor removal and furniture cleaning.

★ NO PARTIES/EVENTS ★
We would like to ask that you treat our home as your own in order to maintain its immaculate condition for future guests and your return visits.